Breaking Spring

Spring break started off wonderfully.

Conveying sarcasm through text is quite difficult, so I will include this *sarcasm* after each sarcastic comment to clue you in, just in case you are sarcasm-detecting deficient.

Saturday, tried to wake up early, expecting to head out to a tux place and get hooked up with one. I slept at 3, which is like 2 hours past my normal bed time, so I ended up waking up at like 11. Texted Kevin, my tux buddy, and we proceeded on, albeit late. I was driving over to his house when he texted me that he called the place and that they were busy. DAMN. Drove all the way up to his nice ass house for nothing. Or not. We ended up watching like 4 movies (or snippets/large chunks or those 4 movies) on his MASSIVE tv. I swear that thing was like 6 feet accross. We watched Hot Fuzz (oh you silly British), Charlie's Angels (shitty as hell), Bourne Ultimatum (fuck yeah Matt Damon), and Zack and Miri Make a Porno. That last one is just fucking disgusting. I saw some dude's wang and sack like 4 times in one scene. Seriously. Yeah, Seth Rogen makes some funny ass movies, but this one is just stupid gross. Lame ass jokes and a scene playing homage to 2 girls 1 cup shit. Scarred me almost as bad as lemonparty. Never look that up.